Sipping Mohitos with Tommy Bahama

You spent years investing every spare penny into your IRA and at the tender age of fifty-five, were able to retire with still enough spunk in you to chase after bikini clad twenty-something year old tourist on the white sand beaches of the Bahamas. By all means, you are living the good life. You have a nice home right on the water with a neighborhood bar that opens at 11AM every morning.

Your average day looks like this: you wake up at around 10AM, sometimes later if you had a late night. After a leisurely breakfast of fresh coffee and melon you head down to your own personal hammock to read the daily paper. Once you’ve perused all sections that you find important, namely the sports section and financial pages, you stroll to the bar for an early afternoon pick me up. There you like to talk to pretty girls and enjoy an hour or so away from the Caribbean sun.

The rest of your day is basically a repeat of your morning. As you have no responsibilities or commitments whatsoever, you rarely feel he need to look at your Tommy Bahama water-resistant watch, that happens to blend perfectly with the Bahamian décor of the neighborhood bar. But when you do glance at the time, you can be comforted in knowing that Tommy Bahama is working diligently to give you an accurate time day and night. The festive watch has also been a great conversation starter wih some very cute tourists.
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